Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.
Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!
by HeartlessSloth March 19, 2016
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Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.
Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.
by HeartlessSloth August 15, 2015
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