Definitions by HeartlessSloth

Shit washer 

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.

Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!

Shit washer by HeartlessSloth July 18, 2016

Shit pocket 

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

Shit pocket by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015