mc kill your self

something to say to you lads

go and get a mc kill your self

by riccarroll October 22, 2017

Note to self

A thought in the john.

Note to self blow nose first.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

Look what the selfie dragged in!

When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.

Look what the selfie dragged in !

Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard

Look what the selfie dragged in!

Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash

by daveblack September 16, 2018

Gustavio's balanced self

Gustavio's balanced self is really helpful. I do appreciate that. I never tell him enough. I never do many things enough. But this is about Gustavio. His balanced self.

Thank you, Gustavio's balanced self, for being there. Better late than never. Better digital than nothing at all.

Gustavio's balanced self, I still have so much work to do. Scary when I think of it. Coffee?

by Krkič January 20, 2019

Egg Shell Selfie

A selfie that all white girls take where you can barely see each girls forehead

Yessss Becky get in my egg shell selfie, you go girl.

by Egg shell September 4, 2019

Break ya self fool

break ya self fool is a term Gs say when they tryna get da money/robbery

Break ya self fool, then the person who is bein robbed will give the person who is robbin them they money or get hurt

by IamBig$hotta September 7, 2019

High-Risk Selfie

Taking a mirror photo or selfie in a public area (ex: bathroom) that appears to be empty; but at any given moment someone can walk in catching you during the act of a selfie.

Jen: “Wow! Cute outfit!”
Marissa: “Thanks! It was definitely a High-Risk Selfie since someone walked in right after I took it.”

by Moniemarie31 September 19, 2019