penis muchies

When a women is hungry for the PENIS!!!

Girl I was at the strip club last night and girl all I could think of was the penis muchies

by Weird reptile August 11, 2015

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loose penis

when one's penis has a small shaft

you have a loose penis matt

by ronchacolucha September 30, 2015

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Penis Pillow

A wade of toilet paper used to keep your penis off of the toilet seat.

"I had to use a nasty toilet to take a shit and didn't want my penis in the water or resting on the seat; so I gave my dick a Penis Pillow."

by AlaricGoof October 10, 2015

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An assassin who uses stealth and guile to assassinate a penis, often causing death to the owner of that penis. Scissors, knives, razors, and fire are typical weapons of a penis ninja. An historical example of a penis ninja would be the woman who killed Genghis Khan by slicing off his royal penis. Lorena Bobbitt is a more modern penis ninja of note, although her intended target managed to survive and was reunited with it's body.

I found out Jasmine carries a tanto knife in her purse. I hope she's not a penis ninja.

by Flavius Schmoesephus December 12, 2016

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