OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.

Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.

You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!? by yeetsondamalker January 6, 2022

Hardbass Jesus

Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.

"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do

Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"

Hardbass Jesus by Voltron132 January 24, 2022

un-jesus 

Something reprehensible or extraordinarily wrong.

Stealing money from a children's charity is un-jesus.

un-jesus by RhiaW. February 15, 2022

Mexican Jesus 

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)

Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol

Mexican Jesus by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022

Russian Jesus 

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore

Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD

Russian Jesus by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022

Little Jesus 

An alternate name for a penis. If it's not your frist boner then it's a Resurrection

Little Jesus shows up every morning for no reason

Little Jesus by Cony lingus April 19, 2022

The Jesus Fandom 

The perfect synonym for Christianity

In a sentence:

man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom

Example:

Bob: hey thought you were going to church

Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago

The Jesus Fandom by Echophobia April 26, 2022