by Franklin Stanford May 3, 2008
A bold bastard that dreams big but procrastinates hard, tends to do idiotic things like challenge runs in video games
usually knows a lot about topics he doesn't even have interest in, enjoys history and watches video essays for games he doesn't play. Vali of Death is usually very different in real life.
usually knows a lot about topics he doesn't even have interest in, enjoys history and watches video essays for games he doesn't play. Vali of Death is usually very different in real life.
by Vali of Death September 16, 2021
When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.
Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
by Nickell_Pickell May 19, 2016
by nuggortphorn June 6, 2022
Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.
The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.
Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019
When someone reads Allegiant. Then, they crawl into a hole and die. They're screaming that they never wish they've ever read it and kill themselves.
I just read Insurgent. I'm gonna read Alliegent now.
*just read Alliegent*
OMG WHY DID I JUST READ THAT!? WHO WOULD WRITE LIKE THAT!!!!!! I WISH I NEVER READ THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs away, crying. Finds a hole, crawls in it.*
*Chants while taking knife out* I WISH I NEVER READ THAT BOOK! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stabs her/himself in head*
That's how people have Death by Veronica Roth
*just read Alliegent*
OMG WHY DID I JUST READ THAT!? WHO WOULD WRITE LIKE THAT!!!!!! I WISH I NEVER READ THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs away, crying. Finds a hole, crawls in it.*
*Chants while taking knife out* I WISH I NEVER READ THAT BOOK! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stabs her/himself in head*
That's how people have Death by Veronica Roth
by awesomesawrus January 10, 2014