Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth

Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.

by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024

jacques ze whipper

Very handsome and funny professional circus performer who uses whips to parody song requests by the audience.
Can be found at Renaissance Faires around the US.
Also has a cat named Scipio and a very hot ass.

Did you see Jacques Ze Whipper's performance at the RenFaire?

Someone requested the song "All The Single Ladies" and he said "I WILL DO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES".
The crowd went wild.

by salty-koala-bear March 10, 2024

a heem heem whimper

An onomatopoeia meant to imitate the sound of sobbing or suppressed crying.
The term is mostly popular on Tumblr, which makes it a particularly "chronically online" way of expressing emotion. Using this term in real life or outside of certain online spaces will probably earn you odd looks and confusion.
It is also rarely spelled as "aheem heem whimper" or "ah heem heem whimper."

CrybabyCryptid420: "Pleeease suffocate me in your thighs"
FrogsInFishnets69: "No."
CrybabyCryptid420: "a heem heem whimper."

by guytheginger December 23, 2024

I'm finna whip this ho

A phrase shouted before immediately crashing your car into a streetlight.

"I'm finna whip this ho"
*car accident noises*

by Rick Bahbosa May 26, 2025

as smart as a whip

very alert and intelligent.

"despite some of the things he says, he's as smart as a whip"

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015

Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).

My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023