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Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch
by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023
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Michael Jackson

the hehe god,

Also the black man that turned himself white because of an accident on the set of a Pepsi ad.

Rip legend
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Michael 'Fresh' Cedar

The freshest man in the universe who's freshness stuns everybody especially when they see him and his FRESH PANTS! This wise man also known as the Cokemaster (or cebarboi) can 100% guarantee everything. He loves Honey. Wise quotes from this stud is "Coke is healthier than water" , "I didnt saw him" "I proudly identify as a mythical reptile ;)" etc. Meeting this man should be the number one thing on your bucket list as he truly is a one of a kind fresh guy. Einstein, Newton, Schmidt, these are the names of the most intelligent men to be alive on this earth; however, none of these wise men were able to discover the Law of 89 or more specifically known as Genna's Law. This law says that when somebody guarentee's 100% the true maximum they can produce is only 89% . This law defies all laws of physics, coke and chemistry but thus far this law is 100% guaranteed to be true.
Michael 'Fresh' Cedar has fresh pants but he dogs the boys!
by mishcyda April 24, 2017
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Michael

Michael is always the boy that gets a lot of praise and attention but doesnt think anything of it. Always looking ahead, but a caring soul who will take care of a special someone if they are worthy.
Michael is very sexy.
by ChugNus January 7, 2022
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John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael
Man, I was just John Michaeled
by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025
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Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.
'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?
by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020
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Michael

Michael is literally the best. Every second you spend with him will make you wish that time would stop moving quite so fast. He’s extremely easy to fall for. He’s a very intelligent person, yet never seems to know that he has every girl he knows in the palm of his hand. He has a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. His eyes light up with a fire when he’s doing something he loves. Those he loves are very very close to him. When a Michael confides in you, know you’re special. Michaels are very sensitive and emotional and don’t tell their deepest, darkest secrets to many. Michaels are very loyal. They would stick with you until the very end. If you find a Michael, he’s worth fighting for. Never, ever let him go, because his heart is worth the world.
You: Michael actually carried my things to class for me!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!
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