Dolly Parton

An old hottie with really really big boobs.

Makes some pretty good music aswell

Have u seen Dolly Partons boobs? They r massive!

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 08, 2023

Turtle

A sea creature that has a cousin called the tortoise. THE TURTLE HAS FLIPPERS NOT FEET
Also they poop out a lot of eggs and only 1 in like 30 of those eggs survive to adulthood

I love turtles

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 08, 2023

Taylor Swift

A hottie that’s rich

Taylor Swift is smexy

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 08, 2023

Michael Jackson

the hehe god,

Also the black man that turned himself white because of an accident on the set of a Pepsi ad.

Rip legend

Michael jackson slays

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 08, 2023

Pornhub

where u find out, how your mum made all that extra money over the years

PERSON 1: DUDE I WAS SCROLLING ON PORNHUB LAST NIGHT AND I FOUND MY MUM ON IT
Person 2: did u watch it?

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 08, 2023