Turtle

A sea creature that has a cousin called the tortoise. THE TURTLE HAS FLIPPERS NOT FEET
Also they poop out a lot of eggs and only 1 in like 30 of those eggs survive to adulthood

I love turtles

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 08, 2023

Taylor Swift

A hottie that’s rich

Taylor Swift is smexy

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 08, 2023

Pornhub

where u find out, how your mum made all that extra money over the years

PERSON 1: DUDE I WAS SCROLLING ON PORNHUB LAST NIGHT AND I FOUND MY MUM ON IT
Person 2: did u watch it?

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 08, 2023

Dolly Parton

An old hottie with really really big boobs.

Makes some pretty good music aswell

Have u seen Dolly Partons boobs? They r massive!

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 08, 2023

Michael Jackson

the hehe god,

Also the black man that turned himself white because of an accident on the set of a Pepsi ad.

Rip legend

Michael jackson slays

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 08, 2023