testicgolf

Raping children for there balls testicgolf

Rhonny: Yoo my boi u wanna go testigolfin I just raped three orphens for there balls so we can play
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by coochiepuncher69420 September 20, 2023

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testicull

when someone is kicked in the balls and they get sterilized

John: Dude, did you see that bitch Jenna testicull Quantavious yesterday?
Quagmire: Yeah dude shes fucking crazy

by 3vilWithin September 24, 2023

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Testinbullshit

Seeing the bullshit

Ah I’m not mad but I’m Just testinbullshit

by Poodiwoo October 21, 2023

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Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023

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testulating

Testulating is when 5-7 days out of a month a man's testosterone levels are at a peek. Without release they will be, Moody, irritable, figitty impatient and confrontational.

I'm sorry I'm so impatient and moody. I'm testulating right now.

by James Brokaid November 3, 2023

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When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 5, 2023

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