Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

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Apple Seed Ass

When someone literally has NO ass to them at all, ITS FLAT.

I thought Justin looked good, then I saw he has an apple seed ass.

by loveyounot October 4, 2016

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Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.

"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"

by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016

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Vagina seeds

Vagina seeds refer to a man who suddenly sprouts a vagina due to having a weak womanly moment

My boyfriend suddenly sprouted vagina seeds during an argument .

by Sourmug32 March 11, 2017

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black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

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