Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out

Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020

milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 09, 2020

Get Milked

Almond milk maker machine !

Lets make some milk from the Get Milked machine !

by scott dan January 25, 2023

Milking the bull

when someone fucks their dad

"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"

by jim74853468 February 26, 2018

Hamburbur and choccy milk

H A M B U R B U R T A S T Y

I really wanna get some Hamburbur and choccy milk, with a side of nuggies

by Memes4lifegamerz November 21, 2020

LED milk

Long Expiration Date

-Are you drinking the milk you bought last month? >_>
-Chillax, it`s LED milk.
-LED?
-Long Expiration Date milk, dummy.

by Midnighthunter May 27, 2015

Mimoca Milk

Portuguese folk word meaning Sperm

"My mother's mouth smells like mimoca milk"

by Rickz_101 October 04, 2020