by Heartless Saints June 06, 2024
When someone takes a shit and flushes the bowl but then when you walk by it smells like something died in there
My girl Helena straight up took a shit at work and after she flushed it smelled like a dead bowl up in there
by CRRAMS😘 August 02, 2018
Smock a dead bitch's pack day happens on March 21st every year. This is a day you gon smoke niggas dead granny and shit.
by asdsasf666667 March 21, 2022
When Brad's got you really good, and there's no longer a way out of a situation. You're in his crosshairs.
Me: "Mom and I went for ice cream last night, and it was delicious, however when I got home I spilled some on my rug"
Brad: "I was with your Mom last night, so we know that wasn't ice cream on the rug."
Me: "Shit. Brad's got me dead to rights."
Brad: "I was with your Mom last night, so we know that wasn't ice cream on the rug."
Me: "Shit. Brad's got me dead to rights."
by mybusinesscardsaysfuckme August 04, 2022
a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen
from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*
by bfdi July 21, 2023
by Bro dead June 05, 2020