school-erect 

When you you get boner in class for no apparent reason

Today in school i got called up to present my paper but i didnt go because i was school-erect

school-erect by Haul8 December 7, 2015

school geek

A person who gets excited about the learning aspect of school. They love to learn and they almost shit their pants when they get anything lower than a B-, although getting a B- is nothing to brag about in their opinion. They will find a friend who is as into school and learning as they are, and will have conversations about what they will major in college, their grades, and their joint love of reading. Sometimes when they hang out, they end up reading together. School geeks most likely will not look like a typical geek. They could be physically attractive with a large penis just as well as a bespecled nobody. If they are girls, they will be attractive, but sort-of outsiders, not of their own will, but of others. They might be a teacher's pet.

"Oh my god, the first day of school is coming up and I'm so excited!"
"Me too! I got a bunch of really cool notebooks looks at them. *Shows them* oh, and did I mention that I'm taking an AP course this year?

"Seriously dude? Me too! Oh, and I love your notebooks they are so you."

"We are such school geeks..."

"I know right?"

school geek by RaWr_ImMa_DiNo March 4, 2016

school hoildays 

A 'holiday' which they force poor children to do Satan's homework and pretends to be nice and happy about it.

I have school hoildays that is school with no teachers and just lots, lots, of useless Satan shit that will not ever find itself handy at all.

school hoildays by Your_Friendly_Neighbour September 19, 2017

School house rocking 

When you and yo girl are having sex, but you forgot an old grammar lesson, and she makes up a catchy song as she climaxes.

I was School House Rocking this chick last night.

School house rocking by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017

school twitter 

a twitter stan twitter uses to keep their stan lives and personal lives separate

random person at school: what's your twitter?
me: (ohgodohgodohgodicantgivethemmystantwitter)
*gives them my school twitter*

school twitter by erinlovesolive February 18, 2018

School poo 

Taking a phat dump in the disgusting school toilets

Wanna launch some toilet paper into that cubicle, there's a year 7 having a school poo

Yo Jamie, you stink of shit, did you just have a school poo and not wipe properly

School poo by Boswald Bosley March 11, 2019

School of Excellence (Milton B. Lee) 

This is a school full of approximately 2 teachers most teachers quit when they see us. The children are mostly black and Mexican with 1 percent white.We have a killer ass basketball team but our volleyball team is trash can't even when one game . Kids can't fight,teachers be all up in your relationship. Kids either do drugs or talk about drugs, kids have sex in the field,restroom,bus,and under the boardwalk come to are school we need the funds homie but yeah you can join are large class of 5 seniors they are full of crackheads!!

Kid 1 : What school you go to ?

Kid 2 : S.O.E.

Kid 1 : What's that

Kid 2 : School of Excellence (Milton B. Lee)

School of Excellence (Milton B. Lee) by Unknown1748 May 6, 2019