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John H. Cochrane

American economist from the University of Chicago. Known for his laughable lack of knowledge on economics, racist blog where he censors comments while claiming to oppose censorship, and complete lack of understanding on fiscal policy, which he often writes embarrassing articles on.
John H. Cochrane is the laughing stock of economists.
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John-Paul Link

The act of watching pornography in front of others, particularly in a school class
Did you see what Jim did in class? Real John-Paul Link Act
by Trent>James October 11, 2022
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Elton John’s surprise

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face
I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday
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Sir Elton John

Incredible musician Knighted by the one and only Queen Elizabeth II, hosted SNL, In Billboards Top 5 Best selling artists of ALL time. Known for flamboyant outfits on stage and meaningful lyrics, with just incredible rhythm. He is also a Gay Icon married to Canadian Filmmaker David Furnish. He has 2 (adopted) children!
Sir Elton John is performing on stage, I wonder what his outfit will be this time
by Auswatt February 17, 2022
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Prank him, John

Have rough anal sex with
John: Yo, it looks like Adam fell asleep first.

Marus: Prank him, John!

John: Haha! You already know.

*clap clap clap*

Adam: OH! YOOO!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!
by papadusty June 4, 2023
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St. John's School

A private school in Houston, Texas. That is very good and challenging to get into. Besides being very intelligent the kids there tend to be exceptional at Field Hockey, Lacrosse and many other things.
Did you hear St. John's School won the Souther Prepatory Conference for field hockey this year?
by sjs2010 October 4, 2010
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Doing the John Fetterman

The act of wearing a heavy top (such as a hoodie or coat) paired with shorts, much like Senator John Fetterman does out of uniform.
Jon: When I was leaving her house, it was colder but I was still wearing shorts. So I threw on a hoodie and started doing the John Fetterman
by StillSceneIn2023 February 17, 2023
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