compliment sandwich

When an insult is softened by placing a compliment before and after.

That jerk Jason gave me a real compliment sandwich. He was like “I’m so happy we’re finally hanging out. You must be really comfortable around me to show up with your hair like that. Only a natural beauty could pull of that just-rolled-out-of-bed look.

by DonutDilla April 7, 2022

Turd sandwich

I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame

you being a turd sandwich

by Moosekaper April 11, 2022

idiot sandwich

three idiots in a threesome

person 1: wanna have an idiot sandwich
person 2: of course we need a third
person 3: me

by savspussyeater April 12, 2022

Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.

When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.

by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022

Stank Sandwich

A Sandwich of Cigarette Tobacco (Typically Newport 100's) smoked through a large bong topped with a copious amount of marijuana. Optimal Way to smoke, replaces entire oxygen supply with nicotine and often leaves you laying flat on your bed. Common nicknames are Stanky, Sandy, Sandage, Sandwich, and Stankwich.

"Hey man, wanna go smoke a Stank Sandwich?"
"Lemme get a Sandy"

by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 May 6, 2022

vegemite sandwich

Slang for a yeast infection, especially for girls.

"Bro I was going to go down on her but it smelled and looked a bit funny."
"Sounds like a yeast infection."
"You mean a vegemite sandwich? lol"

by __RedFox__ May 16, 2022

Subway Sandwich

a subway sandwich is a discord guy whose oc is an emo and he makes everything sound sus all day like a little boy

A: You know that guy over there? what was his name, Mike?
B: Yeah, he’s such a Subway Sandwich.

by puromu May 18, 2022