sex bags

different size and shape bags, often of paper formation, kept at easy reach from the sex bed and used to remove ugliness from basic sexual encounters. the sex bags must be positioned correctly to avoid accidental eye damage and lose of sex lust. draw your own face on the bag if you desire!

Betty can only get it if she puts on a sex bag and tries very hard not to remind me of who im doing.
"for christ sake woman just pick one of you many sex bags"

sex bags by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

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sex pox

what they should have called herpes. way catchier. sounds like a punk band.

A: Hi my name is Bob and I've got sex pox.
B: That sounds way cooler than the gonorrhea I've got.
A: Damn right it does.
B:... wish I had sex pox.
A: You can.

sex pox by jaeps July 25, 2011

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sex kuieraar

A person who expresses their sexuality whilst socializing. A sex kuieraar is a person who would airhump the the speaker or start making rude sex noises whilst being in polite converstion. The word is derved from afrikaans litterally meaning " sexual socialiser "( kuieraar pronounced - kay-ir-are )

Look at Edwin over there humping that vase infront of the brides mother , he's a real sex kuieraar

sex kuieraar by Hobo_hater_49 May 14, 2011

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Sex Radius

The distance in which one is willing to travel for really amazing sex. This can be in part determined by the person's hotness and just how amazing the sex is.

The "sex radius" for person X is definitely at least 6 hours. He's that good.

Sex Radius by randomthinker77 September 13, 2012