Goat creaming 

Having sexual intercourse with a goat, having an immense amount of pleasure from man on goat action.

Goat creaming- "I got creamed by a goat"
"Time to cream some goats"

Goat creaming by I'm a mother lover September 12, 2020

eating creampie 

Eating the ejaculate of semen (cum) right from the pussy (vagina), whether it's your own, from someone else, or both.

Thanks for cumming in her! I just love eating creampies.

eating creampie by creampieslutlover June 21, 2015

Creamy wiper 

A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.

“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”

“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”

Creamy wiper by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021

The Double Creamer 

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake

I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.

The Double Creamer by walshy1 May 28, 2014

Creampie 

The act of unprotected/uncovered penile ejaculation and insemination inside the vagina.

E.g For the a couple attempting conception/procreation the male will release his sperm (the 'cream') into the female's vagina during climax/orgasm thus releasing his cream into the 'pie.' When withdrawing his penis typically some of his seed will drool/ooze out of the vagina, giving the creampie after-look.

Female - 'He came so much inside me it felt like it was drooling out forever... The perfect creampie!'

Creampie by Llewelyn Dowd July 2, 2022

Cram 

A little sticky substance that you put in between your gums but it’s not dip though, don’t think it’s dip

Ted: would you like some cram
Carson: no I don’t want your wares.
Ted: CrAm!

Cram by Gbroski August 20, 2019

Seattle Creamer 

When you're in a Seattle coffee shop, and you order a ridiculous amount of drinks, a male barista ejaculates into one (or multiple depending how pissed off he is) of your drinks in the kitchen, and then continues to mix it up, giving the creamer look. Usually served hot.

Chance: Can I get 3 caramel macchiatos, 2 pieces of lemon bread, a smoothie, and a caramel frappachino with a pump of vanilla?
*Barista takes, and gives the order*

*I take a sip of the frappachino*
Chance: "Ewwww, this tastes all thick and sticky"
Andrew: "Yeah, mine to"
James: "He probably put some Seattle Creamer in our drinks"
Brian: "Yeah, you can see the semen floating in it"

Seattle Creamer by Chance, James, Brian, Andrew December 11, 2012