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New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button
Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot
by MFa3 August 13, 2025
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Indiana Musket Shot

This is where you fuck your partner in the ass deep. You have to nut. Proceeding said ejaculation you put a jet puffed XL marshmallow in the opening of your partners gape and push it in with your dick like loading a musket. You must stand then at the wall with your hand behind your back as your partner tries to shoot you in the mouth with the marshmallow.
Last night I got pink eye due to faulty aim during our Indiana Musket Shot.
by LongDonginHongKong August 18, 2025
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Discus Shots

The act of a group of people emptying each other's nut onto a public toilet seat, and whoever nuts first has the honour of cleaning it with their tongue.
John failed the discus shots, now he has to clean it up!
by KrispyCum August 18, 2025
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Lau shot

Lau Shot
(noun)

In Valorant (or similar tactical shooters), a deliberately reckless, flashy, and “clip-worthy” shot attempted with little to no chance of success. The defining feature of a Lau Shot is that it is executed not to win the round, but to intentionally throw it.

A throw that succeeds in its mission of sabotaging the round, thereby costing the team the game, is known as a successful Lau Shot.

Origin: Named after a player (or archetype of player) notorious for prioritizing style and meme potential over actual victory.
"Bro tried to wall-bang an Operator through three smokes at max range. That’s a classic Lau Shot.”
by Der2032 August 27, 2025
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Sully shot

When you take a shot out of a man’s rectum
That guy is really hot, I’d like to take a sully shot from him
by Sullyshottaker August 31, 2025
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Mok Shot

Mok Shot
(Noun)

A Mok Shot is a term used in Valorant to describe a flashy, high-risk flick or outrageous shot that somehow lands perfectly. It’s the exact opposite of a Lau Shot: while a Lau Shot is a reckless attempt that ends in an embarrassing whiff, a Mok Shot is that same reckless attempt actually connecting in the most stylish way possible. The key to a Mok Shot is that it isn’t a “safe” or “calculated” play — it’s the kind of shot you take purely for the highlight reel, and when it works, it looks like god-tier aim rather than dumb luck. Teammates usually react with disbelief, either hyping you up as a prodigy or flaming you for getting away with nonsense you shouldn’t have pulled off in the first place.
“Dude swung with an Operator, quick-flicked a Jett mid-dash, and actually hit it — that was a Mok Shot.”
by Der2032 September 1, 2025
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Insane shot

Verb; Formal;
Ejaculating into a totally insane (ly hot) girl/guy inside of a psych ward.
Person A: "Omg brother, I just did an insane shot, it was awesome."

Person B: "Like in Overwatch or Something?"

Person A: "No like in Broadmoor."
by R1mjob Queen September 8, 2025
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