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School Computer 

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
School Computer by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018

school of rock 

the best fucin movie EVR! u better like it :\! o ya i gatta give freddy his props HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see ya on th flip flop l8r!!!!!!

when god made kevin he was jus showin off when god made me... he was jus OFF!
school of rock by bobbi June 10, 2004

School Nurse 

A member of the professional staff at elementary, middle and high schools. Typically run a small clinic within a school, aiming to meet the medical needs of students that arise during the school day. They usually give routine medications, offer first aid, a whole lotta ice packs, juice boxes and limitless naps.

Yes, they can see through your bs, they know what "real sick" looks like and they send you back to class fast if you are annoying.
"hey, I'm bored in class, I think I'll ask to go to the school nurse so I can waste some time before lunch"

"The school nurse is someone who doesn't judge, I think I'll go tell her my life story"

"I should be embarrassed that I've been to the school nurse 12 times already this year and it's only October, but that's not stopping me from going to see her again today"
School Nurse by JennyC October 19, 2012

School Fight 

A physical disagreement that includes a group of kids running to see the fight, kids walking out of the way, kids running out the way, someone with an Android who captures the fight in the entirety, someone who didn’t even see it but they know who, what, when, where, why, and how the fight started, the people whole got stuck surrounded by the group trying to get to the front of the crowd of the fight, the teachers blowing whistles, the security guards, the circle/half-circle of kids watching it, the 9 kids who are shouting fight at the top of their lungs spaces out evenly so it sound like everyone is chanting fight at the top of their lungs, the people who wanna see the fight but don’t really participate and just watch, the people who do what I just said, but they ask for a video too, the person who spreads the video around, and the loser and winner.
Person A: Yo! Terrance got the life beta out of him by Stevie! Did you see it?
Person B: No man, was it good?
Person A:Yeah! I got a video, Paul sent Christof a video who he got from Julia who she got from Angel, who he got from Tommy, who got it from Mrs. Mam, who got it from Nosey posey, who got it from somebody.
Person b:For real? Let me see!
A school fight isn’t really that violent either.
School Fight by 10 Am April 19, 2021

school supplies 

hey man, I need to get this paper done, do you have any school supplies?
school supplies by Evalayn September 24, 2016

school family 

family but at school generally assigning random friends as your mom, dad, siblings, etc
"Yeah, John's part of my school family. He's the dad."