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Discord

1. An computer program used to chat with friends and much more. 2. Disagreement.
Hey John, have you seen the Pancake Island server on Discord? Its full of chaos!
by ReverseSMG4 March 22, 2023
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Discord mod

(Mod is short for moderator)
Definition: A 21-38 year old harry virgin male that weighs about 40-80kg who lives in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general. They have more blubber than a walrus and know every single anime. EVER. They have at LEAST masterbaited 100000000000 times in there life and simp for egirls or anime girls. They have no hobbies or personality. They sit in front of the computer making sure stupid rules are followed. But we all know that whenever the 13 year girl joins the server, they ask for nudes and then jerk off to them and cum on their keyboard. When confronted they will use all there power to mute or ban you from the server. They say they were not asking for nudes, they just wanted to get a cupcake.
GOD DAMMIT, the discord mod just banned me because i called him out for being a pedophile.
by kronzos March 26, 2023
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discombrainulate

To confuse the everlasting hell out of someone
"OH MY GOD, SHUT UP!! YOU JUST DISCOMBRAINULATED ME WITH THAT STUPID SENTENCE!!!"
by BlagBuh March 29, 2023
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Disconfoculated

Confused and totally out of it like a bad hangover.
After coming home from bar I was so disconfoculated I slapped my sister thinking she was someone else which put me on Worldstar.
by anonymous March 29, 2023
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Discombobulated

Having soo much constipation that u cannot push it out and instead your large intestine comes out through your asshole and your testicles get sunken inward due to air pressure.
*random dude*:i just got Discombobulated after eating taco bell while making love to my wife
AB:Been there,done that, but with my dog.
by Smolchungusfatass69420 March 30, 2023
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Discord

Discord is a site where friends can talk to other friends. People can find new people and new friend groups. There are servers where you and your friends can talk and Discord even has voice chats. In servers there are roles with different permission roles so you can separate your friends from new people or have roles like mods or helpers.
by Shifter_ March 30, 2023
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Discount Employee

Used especially in the ICT Service Sector, a discount employee is someone who does a far worse job than a non-discount employee but Employers are fine with this because the employee's salary is lower to match the expectation. Usually Chinese or Indian descent, to say so would generally invoke a Racist Card being played on you for calling it out. But does not make it any less True. Economically it is a Fallacy, It usually takes three to four discount employees to do the job of one non-discount employee, therefore it is actually not in your financial interest to hire discount employees. The mistakes, the lost productivity, the unhappiness of the staff relative to wages, and the turnover of discount employees are greater as they move up to higher-paying jobs once they gain enough experience. This also does not take into account the "clown world" & "clown factory" aspect of the circus that ensues when you leave a bunch of poorly managed discount employees to their own devices. Managing a discount employee is much more resource-consuming due to a myriad of factors from less initiative, less comprehension of complex tasks, sometimes language barriers, and non-assimilating work culture. They generally hang out in clicky groups and do not form bonds with other employees and talk about their bosses with contempt and lack of respect in their language even in front of their managers, knowing their managers don't understand what they are talking about.
My entire department is discount employees and I can't get anything achieved. We are actually not saving money hiring all of these people. I have no idea what the hell they are doing, and the more I look into what they are doing I am certain they don't even know what they are doing!
by Azza Kraka-phat April 4, 2023
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