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When you are experiencing boredom beyond fixing. Go jump off a cliff.
I’m bored. I’m going to type Applecheesemonstersandwitchwithpoopicecreamandtacos.”
by Crazy1780 November 28, 2024
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Apple Silicon

Apple's latest line of advanced microchips running their extremely powerful mac lineup. It is truly innovated.
My Macbook Pro with Apple Silicon is blazing fast.
by technogodCEO December 25, 2024
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Applehumper

A freaky individual whose preference in romantic and sexual partners relates to the pigment of an apple’s skin. Applehumpers take interest in gingers, blondes, and wicked witches of the west while having a severe dislike for brunettes
Rabab Nayeem is a D1 applehumper.
by Onmywaytoyourmomshouse January 10, 2025
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apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.
person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE
by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025
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Apple

Because they aren't iPhone creating geniuses.
Hym "Apple doesn't NEED to invent anything. It's there ticket to stay on the upper plate of Midgard. It doesn't need to get better for themselves or anyone else and as long as they have the YouTube filth to demand service from the populous they can just coast on the invention of the guy who ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2025
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apple chain

apple chain - the wrong way or ignorant way of saying Appalachian,
pronounce it as "Appa-latch-uh
ignorant man: you one of them apple chain redneck hillbillies that live in the mountains!
by Blu_leef January 13, 2025
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Apple NPC

An Apple NPC is someone who only buys and uses apple products just because of the fact they are apple products.
"Tiffany just bought the newest macbook, she's such an Apple NPC"
by dealerownsyou January 14, 2025
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