Definitions by Onmywaytoyourmomshouse

Applehumper 

A freaky individual whose preference in romantic and sexual partners relates to the pigment of an apple’s skin. Applehumpers take interest in gingers, blondes, and wicked witches of the west while having a severe dislike for brunettes

Rabab Nayeem is a D1 applehumper.

Applehumper by Onmywaytoyourmomshouse January 10, 2025

Equaler

E • QUAL • ER

The comparison of multiple equal objects, where one or more objects are inherently more equal than the others.

Teacher: “I don’t have favorites, I love all my students equally, just some equaler than others.”

Equaler by Onmywaytoyourmomshouse September 3, 2024