Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother June 1, 2018

Douche fuckle

A person who kisses ass to gain higher employment in the workplace

Trampus is always kissing ass at work therefore he is a douche fuckle.

by Twisted0694 March 5, 2024

douche-fag

A man of homosexual qualities, but is interested in women in a

douche manner.

ex: "Oh my god, that guy is such a douche-fag."

ex: "He talked about her like the douche-fag he is."

by mr_chili September 2, 2011

Douche Mannequin

that hip new age guy that just built a new house down the street and has a tesla. but no local job in the area and out to take a mile. usually seen tryna hit that grind by using the locals for their services.

that douche mannequin is a lazy bastard. lets go raid his settlement.

by Dud Dudlee January 3, 2024

douche canoe

a person whom is a level above you’re average douchebag. the ultimate douche.

Brenden is sure a douche canoe when it comes to dealing with girls.

by 103937;727261783 January 26, 2018

douche

Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...

I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.

by pseudonym and other such names November 23, 2009

Douche Dam

A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery

That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!

by Janofarc May 3, 2016