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Black Jesus

Is the holy saviour of the hood and will punish all non-believers. He is worshiped via pouring orange juice over a white mans severed hand, then saying a prayer.
Therapist: Black Jesus isn't real dont worship him
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!
by Danish_Cookie0908 February 16, 2020
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boomarang jesus

A person you loan money to and they promise to pay you back, but you haven't seen them yet.
I loaned some money to (Insert Name) and now he/she has become a Boomarang Jesus.
by Dr. Pastor Charlie S. October 25, 2017
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sweden jesus

Sweden jesus (swedish jesus) AKA bladee, is a swedish cloud rapper.
by rooted.mips.fan May 27, 2021
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Slim Jesus in a cut

A fat cocked white skinned individual that likes to exhibit foul language in this songs. He particuraly likes to use a 40mm hand gun he threatens to use uppon you. Imagine that peanut headed faggot in a small cut. That's what this means
by FhackSerbia April 18, 2018
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A Jesus

Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...
Hym "Right again about be a Jesus."
by Hym Iam May 28, 2023
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Jesus Card

When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
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jesus leon

Type of person who can do really well at fighting but don't like to prove it by hitting his own friends but not care about pain and not scared to die

like making offensive jokes and only gets hurt by emissions and only respect his own race and girlfriend or boyfriend and never forget things but never judge best at making mistakes but good at making love
He treats me like he's Jesus Leon
by God behind christ January 15, 2018
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