Literally the most amazing human alive, yet he will never see just how great he is. He seems to be convinced that he is ugly, yet he is the literal definition of a pretty boy. He has incredible blue eyes. Paired with a body that you look at, and just want to have your arms wrapped around. Not to mention the way his hair is dying to be stroked because it’s so incredibly perfect.
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A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.
When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:
Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.
Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)
Two men with machetes rob a man:
Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"
Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"
Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"
Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"
Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.
Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)
Two men with machetes rob a man:
Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"
Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"
Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"
Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"
Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
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A traditionally white male chauvinist with a high IQ but low EQ, who is often stereotyped as someone who is likely to remain single, and if he ever gets married, the odds of his getting separated or divorced are pretty high, because his proofs take priority over people and pets.
True or False: Mathematicians tend to become suspicious, schizophrenic, or suicidal (or all three) as they age.
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Guy 2: So Mathias's large wang has finally been released....
Guy 2: So Mathias's large wang has finally been released....
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