Nick Jesus 

A douchbag who is always depressed

That dude is Nick Jesus! He’s such a docuhebag!

Nick Jesus by Dhehhdhd March 31, 2019

Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

Making Jesus cry by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

PopTart Jesus 

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.

PopTart Jesus has a very BIG dick.

PopTart Jesus by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019

mother jesus 

One beta that does stuff. Second in command right after Cyber. She does stuff, I guess.

Omg it’s Mother Jesus!
Kool!!!

mother jesus by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019

Polish Jesus 

Very cool kid known as "chill guy" or "depression god"
Long-hair guy, no-smoke and Shephard lover and not sure about that
Loves life and no smoke for sureee
When they ask me: "Watchuuu doinggg?" I answer: " VINTAGE and I'm good"

Girl 1: Have you seen the new student Polish Jesus, he looks quite focus on studies and minimalistic
Girl 2: Are you sureeeee&watchuu doinggg???
Girl 3: Shephard likes this Polish Jesus for sureeee.

Polish Jesus by Lil Khan December 11, 2019

Black Jesus 

Is the holy saviour of the hood and will punish all non-believers. He is worshiped via pouring orange juice over a white mans severed hand, then saying a prayer.

Therapist: Black Jesus isn't real dont worship him
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!

Black Jesus by Danish_Cookie0908 February 16, 2020

Luke Jesus 

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

Luke Jesus by thebsb July 26, 2020