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Fuck Me Diagonally 

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch
doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"
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Fuck Boy 

A stupid boy that plays with your feelings and gets your hopes up and tells you he loves you but in reality he is a pathetic boy who has a girl friend and doesn't really care about your feelings at all .. But to him, you're the hoe
Fuck Boy by 090sm March 17, 2015
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fuck boy jason 

A guy that is so fucking dumb that he broke up with you because he cared about what people think . He is sometimes nice and most the time is a jack ass and he never had any trouble breaking your heart but he did care about your body just not you because he is a fucking lamo .
fuck boy jason by Lovable babe January 14, 2018

FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES 

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES
FUCK YOU EATINGSHOES by makos October 20, 2019

Fuck Zone 

Men always complain about being friend zoned but do you know how much it hurts to always be fuck zoned as a woman? As if our friendship only had value to you because of possible sex?

Source: Term derived from viral Tweet

-Does not only apply to men
Incel: I can't believe she rejected me. Why couldn't she give me a chance? She totally friend zoned me, man.

Not incel: Well why did you fuckzone her in the first place?

Incel: What is a fuckzone?

Not incel: Fuck zone is when you place your supposed 'friend' in a category just because you want to have sex with them and date them, even though they told you they don't like you.
Fuck Zone by Anonymous9723546 July 16, 2021

fuck the dog 

To commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.
Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.
fuck the dog by Alex87 July 23, 2008

Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm 

1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.
Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"