Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.
by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024
Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.
by Fingaboi1996 May 08, 2024
by joshyboi November 17, 2013
by joshyboi November 17, 2013
A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
by Alex-2598 April 05, 2024
Yo dude, I just Jesus's spizzim , she did tell me she’s not on birth control; I just couldn’t help it.
by Kachowism August 11, 2024
by Polo Dolo gone solo December 23, 2016