Crispy Salad

The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.

Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad

Samantha: Ew

by ginormous george July 28, 2022

valid salad

quality over quantity… logic over emotion

“i’m not gonna hold u.. this is valid salad. that’s word to the white ash at the end of the dutch”

by sretaw, trebor August 27, 2022

Flute Salad

While someone is sucking a cock, someone else is licking their ass hole.

Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"

by Teky.SB August 31, 2022

Tokyo Salad

When a girl eats a random guys shitty ass and then kisses her boyfriend on the lips right after without telling him about it

Yo, bro got fuckin aids cause his girl hit him with the Tokyo Salad

by Hahu September 4, 2022

Tijuana Salad

Eating someone’s ass that is suffering from Montezuma's revenge.

I don’t care if she has the runs, I’m gonna have me a Tijuana Salad.

by Azteca September 28, 2022

grape salad

1.a convicts dinner. since salad tossing in prison is a thing , and most do prefer grape jelly , thats a grape salad they tossin.

when buying drugs in prison , its customary for the buyer to toss the salad of the seller , with either grape jelly{for xtra flavor} or syrup. most prefer grape jelly. that is a grape salad

by the inventive incentive October 4, 2022

Devils Salad Toss

When you have sex while stoned

“Hey baby I’m gonna light this bowl, wanna do the devils salad toss?”
“Yea we did the devils salad toss last night after we had a sesh”

by Goneandghosting November 8, 2022