Gay Life Coach

A guide to gays who need guidance.

A: "Lou... I am like so much in my skin since I met Peter."
B: "A new crush?"
A: "Nope!... my gay life coach... now I am 100 % out of the wardrobe."

by rperazag July 17, 2010

platonic life mates

Super close platonic friends
who love each other like brother and sister
have alot in common and do everything together
(The guy-girl eqivalnt to hetero life mates)

Shaine and David are always together yet not dating there platonic life mates sorta liek Jay and Silent Bob

by tha infamous nobody December 9, 2008

time of your life

Nice song, too many painful memories though. Played at funerals frequently.

It's something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life

by Geko May 30, 2003

best friends for life

a best friend is some one hoo cares bout u hoo is always there for u and u wont let a guy get between u so if u have a best friend(s)hold on tight cause they can help u thru life:)

a guy can never come between u

by Rachel November 24, 2004

Half-Life 2

It will be THE BEST GAME EVER to be released! Will make Master chief look like a fucking pansy-ass sissy girl who braids hair all day long.

On November 16th, Half-Life 2 will be the Messiah of the gaming universe!

by James Lowe November 4, 2004

high off of life

1. When someone is too poor to get drugs, so they go out and pretend they're on drugs instead.

2. Normally said by a sxe kid who doesn't do drugs, so they go around flaunting that they're "high off of life"

3. When your life is so fucking awesome that you don't need drugs to make you happy.

1. Guy1: Wtf is wrong with you, are you rolling or something?
Guy2: I wish, dude! I haven't thizzed in months! I've just been so high off of life.

2. Sxe Kid: I don't need drugs to get high! I'M HIGH OFF OF LIFE!!
Junkie: Stfu you fag.

3. Kid: My life is so great I don't need your shitty weed! I'm high off of life.

by monsterrr October 22, 2008

have a nice life

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.

I got your wife, have a nice life!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 6, 2004