Great Valley High School 

Home of the pharmacy, where you can buy shit weed in the bathroom and get beat up by the stoners that deal it. And plenty of people go to rehab because apparently peer pressure is real. Where you can spot hoes every two feet along the hallway. Where the only people who get beat up are the dudes who everyone mentally punches because of their douchey self-righteousness, and we laugh about it because we can. A place where you can't bend over without someone making an ass joke, and without people making trips to five below to get padded underwear for these jokes to be made on their behalf. For tons of stupid ass valley kids getting slutty and going down on the guys who want a blowjob, and uncomfortable grinds and a rough handjobs are just around the corner. And if the guys weren't horny enough, the girls who lack self confidence will choke and throw up on their dick for a compliment. The bathrooms, where the ground is always wet and messy, and people leave their throw up in the toilet. And last but certainly not least, one of the best high schools in Pennsylvania.

I went to great valley high school and now I'm fucked up for life. And the people who I went with pretend to be ghetto even though they're from Malvern.

Great Valley High School by That hilarious mofo April 11, 2016

junior high 

A holding pen designed to keep preteens away from the rest of the world.

By keeping these kids in Junior High were keepin them from terrorizing the emlentary school kids, and saving them from the beatings of high schoolers they so richly deserve.

junior high by Jake March 27, 2005

Glastonbury High School 

Glastonbury high school is a public high school for grades 9-12 that is predominately full of kids sheltered within the Caucasian , Christian, and rich Glastonbury bubble.

It's students come from very diversified backgrounds (some consider themselves to be upper middle class others consider themselves to be upper class).

The dress code at GHS is sporadically enforced and outfits worn by students scream "I payed way to much for this."

Despite Glastonbury's enormous white and rich population the lunches are comparable to prison food. With Grade D beef, watered down dressings, pathetic bagels (which apparently meet state standards: the standard probably being the bagel must have a hole in the middle), whole grain poptarts (now that's just wrong) and an abundance of bruised apples and prepackaged carrots (courtesy of our precious First Lady) the school cafeteria aims to nauseate.

To be sure Glastonbury is the last safe haven for the classic American (white) family.

Oh you're white, snotty, and rich you must go to Glastonbury High School

Glastonbury High School by Don'thurtme March 12, 2013

moon pie high 

A euphoria induced by the ingention of large amounts of sugar. From Moon Pie, a marshmallow-centered cookie made in Chattanooga.

Thomasina had a thoroughly bad day and could not wait to get home, kick off her shoes, and swallow several teaspoons of condensed milk. Moon pie high, here it comes!

moon pie high by Elvis with a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005

The High School Douche Bag

A young male who usually has at least 2 of these characteristics: Arrogant, annoying, rude, selfish, self-absorbed, inconsiderate, or enjoys putting others down.

A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.

His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.

They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).

Drake enjoyed bullying anyone who was "weird" in his eyes, and soon was known as the high school douche bag.

The High School Douche Bag by Justabandgirl August 6, 2012

Tavares High School 

Located in the middle of Lake County, Fl where the kids who go there like to get into everyone's business and think it's cool to fuck around with everyone. Usually sucks when it comes to any type of athletics. Also full of fuckboys and hoes and people who just aren't loyal enough. But hey, we have school spirit.

Oh what school do you go to? Tavares High School? Damn that sucks.

Tavares High School by lakecountythot July 21, 2016

night-time high 

a state of mind in which you are so deprived of sleep that you attain a feeling of high much like marajuana.
Resulting in, but not limited to; thinking everything is excesively hilarious when in reality it is not or, acting like an idiot while half way between sleep and awake.

"It's 5 in the morning and brent just tried to jump off the roof, that guy must have a serious night-time high to pull that crazy shit!!"

night-time high by TheChosenOne599 June 30, 2009