man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!
man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.
man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.
by BoxIconer May 03, 2022
A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.
It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.
by Triflegirl January 03, 2020
when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.
Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.
Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.
Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?
Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.
Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?
by Arthur F Pimgibbons June 02, 2022
by Mehfuck September 30, 2018
Having to fart while your having sex...
"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
by MitchMatch September 09, 2012
by Mr Saint Jake April 29, 2019
I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.
You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.
You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.
by stonerbonerthefirst December 07, 2023