Zuckerberg

The slang word used for a reptile that has access to all your fucking info

Reptile: hm, yes i shall make a human website so i can become a human and take its form.
you: WhAt ThE fUcK zUcKeRbErG

by Jam4llgaynam May 28, 2018

Zuckenburg'ed

The art of storing and selling one's private information without their consent.

I can't believe I'm getting all these targeted emails and ads, I've been well and truly zuckenburg'ed

by Billabanger401 February 13, 2020

Zuckeranstürme

German: sugar rush
A sudden attack of 'retardedness' on the internet, but can also apply to real life.

w00tzorx: Zuckeranstürme!!!!
lolzorx: W007!!!
w00tzorx: loloololol... my cheese is dead!
lolzorx: NOT TEH CHEEESSSSSEEE!! PANCAKEMAN, SAVE US!
w00tzorx: T-REX WILL SAVE US!
w00tzorx: OH NO TREX IS EVIL ARGH I DIE!
lolzorx: lololol
w00tzorx: FOOL! I PWNNNNNNNN UUUU!!
lolzorx: pwnt

by Gaiacarra June 25, 2006

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerbergs occur when the drains get clogged with pubes and leg hairs in a motel bathroom and the plumber that cleans it out eats the pubes and leg hairs.

Bro 69: Bro is saw my plumber doing a Mark Zuckerberg! What a gross person!
Bro 70: ewwwwwwww

by Joey the gym god February 25, 2020

mark zuckerberg

a literal fucking lizard

hey Dom you hear that mark zuckerberg is a literal fucking lizard

by raccoomer December 8, 2020

Zucking Hour

The best time to create a post on Facebook so that everyone will see it.

OMG I'm totally putting up this video of my cat during the Zucking Hour so that it goes viral!

by DScone October 22, 2012

Mark Zuckerberg

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.

Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."

by consoomer420 November 5, 2021