wonk

Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection.

She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off.

My mum caught me having a wonk.

by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

wonk

1) The word 'know' spelled backwards.

Used to describe the talking heads on TV news shows who pretend to be experts.

2) A know-it-all

That AlGore is such a wonk, he says that he invented the internet.

by saxpoet August 27, 2004

wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

Wonky

A style (or sub genre) of electronic music usually found in Dubstep, Electro, Glitch, Breakbeat, & Grime. It has also been suggested that wonky is a genre of music itself.

This album is hella wonky and glitchy.

by klone138 January 22, 2010

wook

n.
hippie, dred head, bisco vamp, tour kid, Will Stroud.

Damn that wook is eating cheese sandwiches with no shoes on.

by The Newest Deal April 25, 2010

Wook

A female Marine being called a Wook is on the assumption that most Marines who happen to be female also happen to be unattractive, undesirable, sexual trash. These terms are often heard as whispered exceptions.

*standing at formation*
"Where's the wooks and Gunny at?"
"Probably with Gunny working on that promotion "

by Keep UR dependa under control April 19, 2017

Willy Wonka

(n)- To give a blowjob so great your larynx is filled with semen. The dick itself ruptures a hole in your pharynx and before you know it you start talking like Mariah Carey after her tonsel surgery.
(n)- A strong symbolic character from the movies Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The remake with Johnny Depp was hailed by fans and critics alike.

1.) Jimmy gave Tina a Willy Wonka. A day later she was talking through a voice box.

2.) Willy Wonka was portrayed by Johnny Depp in the 2006 remake of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007