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Vagina Douch

A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.
Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?
by Chas501 August 21, 2008
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Vagina Garden

She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.
by Chas501 May 3, 2007
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Friendly Vagina

A term that loose women use to deny their friskiness. The term ''Whore" is deemed to inflammatory for their liking causing them to try and justify the slut level achieved.
Buster - "You sleep with everything. You're a whore."

Dessie - "No, I just have a friendly vagina. Not a whore."
by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 April 24, 2015
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vagina trough

When a girl is so wet from you going down on her that it's like putting your face in a water trough
Dude, I almost drowned in that bitch's vagina trough

Guy #1: Dude what's on your face?
Guy #2: Oh I just went down on this chick and she was so wet it was like putting my face in a trough of water
Guy #1: Yeah, you mean a vagina trough
by GTPSaction June 11, 2010
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Street Vagina

A classy name for a 'manhole' found in the middle of roads. To be non sexist.
Hopefully that guy doesn't fall down into that street vagina!
by L2MS August 4, 2010
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vagina doppelganger

Someone that is so good going down on a female, it feels like there is two people down there.
Aye my boy is a vagina doppelganger so get something good off the meat rack
by smashley and trip j October 12, 2010
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monitor vagina

1. The space between monitors that exposes light when using a dual or triple monitor setup.
2. The gaping hole or crack between two monitors. If the dual monitor setup has monitors from multiple manufacturers, the vagina tends to be extremely wide (large).
1. "Wow Steve, you have a wide monitor vagina!"
2. "I like the electrical tape covering your monitor vagina!"
3. "Your monitor vagina just queefed!"
3. "Let me diddle your monitor vagina!"
by banger2o4 January 15, 2010
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