P-Unit

a mothafuckin badass group of people run by Pockdaddy himself.

P-Unit for life vato!

by mmhawk October 26, 2010

Manchester United

A famous football club from China and South-East Asia, but for some strange reason is based in North West England.

It has a few thousand supporters in England, but the majority of its fans are the Chinese, Thais, Vietnamese and Laotian.

Several medical studies have conclusive proven that a large percentage of their fan base suffers from dementia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, latent homosexual tendencies and irritable bowel syndrome.

Fan 1: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the world"
Fan 2: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the universe"
Fan 3: "Gary Neville is the best looking male football player in all of creation"

Neutral Fan: "Manchester United are the second best team in England, the seventh best in Europe, and outside of the top ten in the world. Gary Neville makes Shane MacGowan look like George Clooney"

by Misha A July 8, 2011

Big Unit

Nickname of future hall-of-famer and K/9IP king Randy Johnson, thus giving him the distinction of being the only baseball player to have a double entendre for both his given name and his nickname.

Randy's pitching makes every pitching fanatic's unit big.

by ScabNainz January 31, 2005

uritza

any fat bisexual girl who has a thing for ugly men and ugly women.

oh my god is that a uritza hanging out wif Lindsay Lohan!?

by MickOO November 14, 2007

united nation international pageant

A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.

beauty pageant United Nation Pageant United Nation International Pageant Ms Elite United Nation beauty contest

by Princess Aura October 13, 2013

United States Postal Service

The quickest way to lose expensive packages.

I think I'll use the united states postal service.

by Leen2223 June 16, 2016

Unitoxic

Best Human alive with good social media profiles.

Lost_Shadow: Whos the best person alive?
Uni: UniToxic ofc you fat fuck.

by Uni R.Toxic June 6, 2018