twitter meltdown

The act of going on a desperate ramble or rant on twitter, then being highly aggressive to other people, and just generally being a huge dick on twitter. usually as a reaction of getting harassed, made fun of or just being desperate. Total social suicide

Person 1: Did you see Phil Fish's twitter meltdown yesterday? Dude got angry.
Person 2: Yeah, it was pretty pathetic.

by Funky World January 5, 2016

Twitter Twit

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.

Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

by visrat March 19, 2009

twitter finger

Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.

17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.

by san-nicola March 12, 2011

Twitter Brainrot

Twitter brainrot is when no matter the situation, on social media someone with said brainrot will always try to be a Holier than thou figure whether its twisting words to make them sound worse than they are or take important details out of context, this of course applies to reddit aswell.

Ellie, 6 years old: If I had $100 I would buy a Dog!

Emily, 16 years old: Just because you might be able to BUY a dog for $100 dosent mean you will have the needs to PROPERLY take care of it and give it the needs to live and enjoy a safe and healthy enviroment. Ellie needs to get her priorities straight.

Random twitter shitposter 1: L + Ratio + Scurvy + No bitches

Random twitter shitposter 2: What Twitter brainrot does to an mfer:

by Bingoloid April 13, 2022

Twitter's remorse

The regret you feel wishing you could improve, or say something better or funnier only after you have hit the Update button while using Twitter.

After I tweet sometimes I lay in bed & think "Oh, that could have been so much better!" Now I have a raging case of Twitter's remorse.

by JaysJob June 24, 2009

Twitter Trigger

When something happens that's so big, that you stop whatever you're doing, just to tweet about it.

I had to twitter trigger bro, that girl just saved us from a car accident.

by B2wice April 28, 2011

twitter tirade

A series or bombardment of tweets posted on Twitter by someone, in angry response to media coverage, “fake news”, a recent event or personal affront.

President Trump went on an early morning Twitter tirade after fresh new allegations were made of his campaign’s collusion with Russia in the 2016 Presidential election.

by Casademilsuenos May 22, 2018