twitter meltdown

The act of going on a desperate ramble or rant on twitter, then being highly aggressive to other people, and just generally being a huge dick on twitter. usually as a reaction of getting harassed, made fun of or just being desperate. Total social suicide
Person 1: Did you see Phil Fish's twitter meltdown yesterday? Dude got angry.
Person 2: Yeah, it was pretty pathetic.
by Funky World November 04, 2015
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Twitter Twit

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.
Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

by visrat March 19, 2009
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twitter finger

Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.
17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.
by san-nicola February 25, 2011
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Twitter Brainrot

Twitter brainrot is when no matter the situation, on social media someone with said brainrot will always try to be a Holier than thou figure whether its twisting words to make them sound worse than they are or take important details out of context, this of course applies to reddit aswell.
Ellie, 6 years old: If I had $100 I would buy a Dog!

Emily, 16 years old: Just because you might be able to BUY a dog for $100 dosent mean you will have the needs to PROPERLY take care of it and give it the needs to live and enjoy a safe and healthy enviroment. Ellie needs to get her priorities straight.

Random twitter shitposter 1: L + Ratio + Scurvy + No bitches

Random twitter shitposter 2: What Twitter brainrot does to an mfer:
by Bingoloid April 14, 2022
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twitter tirade

A series or bombardment of tweets posted on Twitter by someone, in angry response to media coverage, “fake news”, a recent event or personal affront.
President Trump went on an early morning Twitter tirade after fresh new allegations were made of his campaign’s collusion with Russia in the 2016 Presidential election.
by Casademilsuenos April 05, 2018
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Twitter head

A Twitter head is a person whose thoughts, ideologies and lingo are based off constantly changing Twitter trends. They talk in Twitter popular words and would completely absorb most information made popular on Twitter there by making it a part of their personality.
Person 1: Why is your friend calling everyone crackheads?
Person 2: lol I wouldn't mind him, He's a Twitter head so I'm sure it's a word that began trending about an hour ago.

Man 1: Let's go to the movies, I know you like that.
Man 2: Movies are not cool.
Man 1: yeah right, I'm sure it's because someone popular on Twitter said so , Twitter head .
by Adeka April 17, 2020
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Twitter Trigger

When something happens that's so big, that you stop whatever you're doing, just to tweet about it.
I had to twitter trigger bro, that girl just saved us from a car accident.
by B2wice April 11, 2011
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