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twitter

n. - the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook.

v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"

"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"

"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"

"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"
by iamawordwhore April 26, 2009
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Twitterpated

In a relationship, being totally into one another - to the point of being goofy. Especially a new relationship. infatuated, besotted, lovesick

source: Rebecca L. of Montana
Look at that guy, he is twitterpated with her. . He smiles all the time, can't stop talking about her, always texting or calling her. That boy is whipped.
by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015
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twitterpated

1)to be completely enamored with someone/something.
2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection.
3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused)
4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone's life.
When he smiled at her, the rush of warm, fuzzy, excited sensations that filled her made her realize she was completely twitterpated with this man.
by Amber March 25, 2003
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Twitter

A place where twats with delusions of grandeur can write about anything mundane and trivial in their lives, all the while believing that the whole world wants to know.
Jim has no friends and no life but he regularly posts on Twitter about pretty much nothing for the whole world to read. Twitter has given Jim an entourage of random strangers and makes him feel like a rock star.
by Non-Twatterer July 17, 2009
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Twitter Boy

A young person that stands close to a less tech-savvy older person and retrieves information on request from an Iphone.
A friend that will check anything you ask promptly from a mobile device.
Hey Twitter Boy, can you get me the score from the football, send three emails and get Danny on youtube?
by Golden Harbour Bridge March 2, 2011
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twisted sister

A 70's band that made it big in the 80's with there hit I wanna rock.they are known for there make up that makes them look like realy ugly chicks.now they stick with the biker look.frontman dee snider was also the host for the station night club benefit concert that was played on vh1 classic.this concert also played hair bands like winger,tesla and twisted sister.they also have a christmas album that came out a couple of years ago.
If you want to hear some awesome twisted sister songs look up

Were not gonna take it
I wanna rock
The price
Burn in hell
Heroes are hard to find
by nfnnansnjfjr February 16, 2009
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twitter litter

Posting information on Twitter that nobody cares about.
"Yeah, we don't care that you just ate at Wendy's!!! That's just twitter litter."
by g4444444 February 7, 2009
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