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Shatner tweet

Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."
I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.
by LizLibertine August 14, 2012
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Teets

San Francisco based slang, meaning an awesome woman, usually one that projects a glittery "prom queen" attitude at all time. A woman with flair and high sex appeal.
Look at teets over there, killing it again, for the win...
by robertlsfo September 8, 2009
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Balls Are Tweeste

Whenever you are in a bind, or a crappy situation that you cannot get out of, your Balls are tweeste. Imagine if you will, somebody grabbing your testes, and twisting them, there is absolutely nothing you can do.
John missed the plane? His balls are tweeste.

OR

On a scale of 1 to tweeste, John's balls are tweeste.
by Teflon Razor Cat October 16, 2008
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Teets

the part of a nipple in which milk comes out
Man she has some nice teets
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tweeter

by KiLlJoYtHeClOwN January 8, 2003
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Tweet Heap

An excessive amount of messages waiting for you when you log on to Twitter that you feel obligated to read.
I just got out of a long meeting, and now I've got a big assed tweet heap to go through.
by kenrg March 20, 2009
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teetsj

A word when swearing with no meaning at all. Just a nice word to say.. means something like fuck this, damnit
Damn, teetsj!
by Von Zebon July 21, 2014
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