Wild Torterra Gaming

A dead channel that likes to admin abuse and is absolutely hated by everyone in the DavonDoesStuff Discord server.

Wild Torterra Gaming who?

by formerlyzerodelectr0711wtg January 13, 2022

the tortoise and the hare

an absolute toe-gripping fist-clenching song by stray kids

oh mate i love that skz song 'the tortoise and the hare'

i know right!!! seungmin is my bias but minho bias wrecks me so much in that.

by lucayyyy November 27, 2022

Eye lyek toortels

Pronunciation: eye-like-toor-telz
Used to break an awkward silence or to let people know how much you like turtles and how bad you are at spelling. See I like turtles.

John: Hey Bob what are you doing
Bob: Jacking Off
*Le awkward silence*
Bob: Eye lyek toortels

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016

A fucking tortilla?

A sponge rapped in a tortilla with a chewed piece of gum holding the tortilla shut.

Kyle gives Dave a snack.

“A fucking tortilla? Again?” -Dave

by Flubbypancake April 14, 2019

Jevon the tortillito

Jevon is very stinky and has booty lice. he can be nice if he wants to I guess but like that never happens. he often likes to have dumb nicknames for everyone because he is dumb like that. but girls don't forget, get at that f1re c0ck before it's too late. 3 am, sharp.

"Jevon the tortillito has booty lice" - pp and vale and everyone else

by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020

the Toasty Tortoise

Where you put a girl head-first into a sleeping bag and then fuck her in the ass.

I used to hate camping, until I gave Rachael the Toasty Tortoise at the lake last weekend.

by ThaneOfCawdor June 28, 2009

tort

1. moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity.
2. taking or requiring a comparatively long time for completion.
3. a person who is stupid, lazy, or ineffective in some way
noun- tort
verb- torting
adjective- torted

you could describe someone as torting or call someone tort.
example 1: come on jay pass it, your tortin on that shit.
example 2: lets go tort, your always one step behind.

by sarah a. August 1, 2007