Testicle Torpedos

Ejaculation of semen, usually on the face, vagina, or anus of your sex partner.

Captain kirk launched two testicle torpedos full power into ohura's ass, on the bridge of the U.S.S Enterprise.

by Swash buckling dildo swordsman June 7, 2007

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Toasty Torpedo

The act of treading water back to back with your partner then taking a stiff poop into the anus of your partner whilst under water, this process is then repeated vice versa in rapid recession until the stiff poop has dissolved into a diarrhea like format. The damp flakes are then packed into a tobacco pipe then smoke

"Timmy and I rocked a toasty torpedo at the graduation party last night, everyone got pretty messed up when we packed it in the hookah"

by dustynook February 1, 2010

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tomple

to walk in deep snow.

1. I took Kong for a walk last night and he had fun tompling through the snow.

2. Never wear sandels if you think you may have to tomple.

by Stacy (ST) January 28, 2007

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Torpeeno

The abbreviated word for torpedo penis
A rocketing penis, usually very large and somewhat threatening.

Erika: "HOLY FREAKING SPIKOLE BATMAN ON WHEELS THAT IS A HUGE TORPEENO I AM SO THREATENED."
Matt: "Girl you don't have the choice take all of that torpeeno"
Erika: "Fine"

by Erikaoo12 January 25, 2009

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torpedoed the lifeboat

When someone deliberately burns a source of help (an employee, friend, etc.) out of spite or stupidity. Similar to burning a bridge, this happens when someone is so short-sighted, they don't realize the effect their negative actions will have on their lives and the lives of others.

I wonder what Jeanne is going to do for computer help now that she fired Alex for no reason whatsoever. Man, she really torpedoed the lifeboat.

by zerodark November 17, 2010

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