Ball Toucher

to touch balls or to cup the balls to be a ball graber one who feel the urge to have balls in there hand

Cory:Hey dude i heard u got a new room mate
Me:yah his name is Kristan Montgrain
Cory: shit man you better watch out i hear hes a ball toucher

by M D To The MutherFuckin MC December 19, 2004

Blow torch

The process of ejaculating when you have an orgasm. It is when you "blow"/spew forth your seamen from your "torch"/penis.

That lady is so beautiful. I can't even imagine what a blow torch with her would be like.

by Panchoman November 30, 2006

Torcher

Torcher is the best Canadian metal band ever. They are from Kitchener, Ontario and are known for sodomizing Ontarian eardrums.

guy 1 "Dude, Torcher was sick last night!"
guy 2 "What?! My eardrums have been sodomized."
guy 1 "Ha ha ha ha!"

by warcurse666 April 15, 2009

Touche-Bag

1. The spawn produced when a tool-bag and douche-bag mate.

2. Lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.

"Sean Preston Spears-Federline is such a touche-bag!"

"Look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their Blackberries. What worthless people."

by Pterodactyl April 28, 2007

Torchlight red

An amazing indie band from Saint peters Missouri. With songs such as "Slugs" and "In Our Prime"

A sextet from Saint Peters, Torchlight Red started during 2004, with drummer Sam Reynolds and guitarist Samuel Naumann. Originally they were called “The Overcoats.”

by caveman1210 June 8, 2009

Cock Torch

When a woman sprays perfume on the head of your hard penis after playing with it to the point where you are ready to come, then turns off the light, pushes you to your knees with her pussy positioned about a foot from your face, sets your throbbing cockhead on fire like it was a torch so you can see well enough where to bury your toungue in an attempt to please her before the head of your cock burns off. A hot way to say you'd go through hell to see her naked.

One cold winters night last year when the power was out due to a snowstorm I let my girlfriend Cock Torch me because I was so horney that to keep us both warm I was ready to let her do anything to me...and as I ate her out earnestly I wanted to scream for mercy but could only emit muffled moans that vibrated her pussy so deeply that she orgasmed in seconds very intensely...then to put the towering inferno between my legs out she filled her mouth with water from the glass we had put nearby and went down on me...which not only put the fire out, but made me come in tears very noisily! It was so hot it drove me crazy (but I liked how she was so devillishly mean to my now well done weenie)!

by Rychard Head December 16, 2008

touched by the d

1. Someone who has down syndrome.

2. Someone who looks like they have down syndrome.

1."A bus lot of them came last night, all touched by the d"

2."Look at him, he looks like he's been touched by the D"

by Fleece March 16, 2007