fat tomato

A selfish, selfcentered, greedy, spoiled little fat girl that thinks the world revolves around her and everyone is on it to do what she wants. little does she know the only thing in her orbit is a refridgerator

Did you just see that fat tomato eat everything on the mcdonalds menu?

by theduuuude February 22, 2011

tomato picker

Racial slur against Mexicans because of they have worse farming technology and pick the fields themselves.

Look at that tomato picker!He's got tomato juice on his hands.

by jake8532 January 20, 2008

Taking the Tomato

The act of taking one's cherry or black cherry

Dude i heard that 9th floor RA just took the tomato of that blonde freshman with the forehead!?!!?

aww what a tool that RA is for taking the tomato...

by 9th floor whoree December 14, 2010

Tomato Eyes

A condition commonly brought on by excessive smoking of Cannabis wherein the eyes are reddened to the point that they look as red as tomatoes.

Weed Marijuana Red Eye

Did you see the Willie Nelson concert last night? Yeah! He had awful tomato eyes the whole show!

by MJMole May 18, 2011

tomato-envy

Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.

"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.

by bingo lingo May 12, 2010

tomato truck

monthly menstrual cycle

The tomato truck is coming to tuna town! or The tomato truck just hit me broadside!

by Teresa McLeod November 11, 2007

Urban Tomato

An urban tomato is a special genus of the tomato plant grown in the high CO2, low-light environment of a city. Once picked, the tomatoes must be ogled for three days straight whereupon they may ripen.

Gangsta thugs best wear reflector-shades when ogling urban tomatoes or the fruit is liable to redden and blossom prematurely

by Sir Alan Titchmarsh July 15, 2014