Tiddly Fuck

A person who takes stupidity to the next level. Beyond retarded.

Everyone called "Forrest" Gump a tiddly fuck.

by Dylan624 March 16, 2013

tiddlybit

small sexual parts of the female body

small tits, small vagina,tiddlybits

by Kevin smith November 18, 2013

Tiddlywonk

A Tiddlywonk is a term that originated in Europe, its traditional definition is referring to a small or defunct penis. In more modern times it is referred to a young boy who is discovering his sexual desires, or more specifically his ability to masturbate.

"Caught John Doe in the bathroom the other day, think he mighta' been Tiddlywonkin"

by English Professor. March 18, 2014

toddlers breakfast

The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour

I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast

by TheFerretsWheels July 24, 2016

toddlerish

where someone acts like a toddler

wow matthew was so toddlerish on skype

by Daddy Derek Savage July 22, 2016

Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

Toddler crush

The person you had a crush on when you were very young

I remember watching Get Smart as a three year old. Agent 99 was my "toddler crush".

by Boots Nutwood March 16, 2017