tromboner

an act of sexuality when your partner presents the opening of a trombone/trumpet/saxaphone to your genitals and plays wildly.

ex. 1) Dude, your mom gave me such a tromboner
ex. 2) Hey, play your cards right and you might get a tromboner tonight.
ex. 3) Julie gave me a tromboner yesterday. it was meant to be.

by jroddie June 4, 2011

playing the trombone

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'

"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."

by sally February 4, 2005

sad trombone

A sex move that is similar to the rusty trombone (licking a man's butthole while giving him a reach around), only with both people crying. Usually occurs post-breakup.

After Andrew got dumped, his girlfriend gave him one last sad trombone.

by Buhrmaster April 5, 2009

Tromboner

The sexual term for when a male sticks his dick in a females ass and at the same time reaches his hand around and plays with her pussy, and beleive it or not at the same time has room to reach around and makeout with her.

I gave your mom a Tromboner last night.

by B. Harp January 10, 2008

rock and roll trombone

The act of tromboning - however, cocaine is first applied to the recipients anus. This takes place under the influence of drugs and whilst listening to loud music.

when Kev came round, he wondered why his bum was numb. Then he suddenly remembered moments of the rock and roll trombone variety

by KellyMc September 11, 2006

trombone

Trombone \Trom“bone\, n.
It., aug. of tromba a trumpet: cf. F
Def: A Manually operated, wind driven pitch approximator.

Near the fall of the Roman Empire, a plumber named Spitius Maximus was commissioned by Romulus Augustus H.R.I.C. to create a device that would quickly remove bilge water from the hulls of the Roman warships when in battle. It's slide-like probe would suck up bilge water which was then emptied into goat skin vessels through a "Spit Valve", (named after the inventor), then carried to the deck in the trousers of workers and dumped over the side. These workers were called "sidemen" but because the vessels of bilge under their pants made them appear to have massive drooping buttocks, huge cheeks that would sway back and forth with the rocking of the ship, they became known as "Sackbuts". Treated with much disrespect, the Sackbuts became increasingly angry and soon refused to work, tossing all of their slush pumps into the sea.

After the fall of the Roman Empire, medieval treasure hunters recovered 76 of these pumps and, believing them to be musical instruments, started a village band for boys known as the "76 Sackbuts". As music became more sophisticated, the 27 position design of the Sackbut proved too clumsy to execute the faster passages being written so, over the years, the horn was streamlined into a more agile 7 position horn and renamed the Slide Trombone.

Although the instrument has changed little since then, a more permissive, forgiving and politically correct society has lowered the bar of musical expectations. As a result the Trombone is now more commonly known as a "manually operated, wind driven pitch approximator".

by Bumper T Shirtstickers January 19, 2008

Trombone player

Person who plays trombone. The not geek to geek trombone player ratio is 1:6. Geeky trombone players tend to have voices that sound like lawn mowers and tend to think they are the best player in the section. They tend to splat (play so loud it sounds like crap).

Chris used to be a baritone player but he switched instruments but now he's a trombone player

by Skanomatopoia June 9, 2005