stoner thoughts

a thought by a person that is stoned that blows his or her mind

david is having stoner thoughts again.

by Ace20033 July 9, 2019

Jay Thought

It's like a shower thought, but when the thought has started outside of the shower, then dwelled on through various iterations (like when you keep hitting next until you get to the weird part of YouTube), and then proposed to your friends as a serious question.

Jay: What makes a room a room and not a corridor?
Everyone: Interesting Jay Thought.

by Onyne July 8, 2020

Scandinavian Touch

The act off adding ketchup to various dishes that usually doesn't feature it.

Damn bro you have ketchup witj your spaghetti?!

Yeah man it's the Scandinavian Touch.

by Phishticuffs March 18, 2021

Monkey Touch

Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.

Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch

by goofy ahh travis scott May 4, 2022

Thought leader

A bloviating, self appointed douche bag who thinks he/ she is an expert. They are usually an expert in brown nosing.

Hey look that thought leader, his nose is brown as heck.

by Fook Yoo Fook Mee July 5, 2021

Thoughts and Prayers

What people say when they want to feel like they're helping but they don't want to actually get off their butts and help.

Person 1: "My mom is in the hospital in critical condition."
Person 2: "I'm sending my thoughts and prayers."

by Rom, the hero of Terok Nor October 5, 2020

Grab Touch

A grab touch is when a state of perfect equilibrium has been achieved between the attacking and defensive players. A grab touch can also be said to have occurred when the motion of both the oncoming player and the tackler has been entirely suspended until support has arrived.

Rob - 'Did you see that monster grab touch by Chris Ashton last weekend?'

Matt - 'Yeah, he certainly stopped him in his tracks!'

by Reyburn123 November 24, 2010