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dick thief 

Someone who engages in anal sex, being the one who receives. Essentially "taking" someones dick into their ass.
Toler: What do you think of Craig?

Nick: He takes it in the butt.

Toler: What a dick thief!
dick thief by dickthief March 26, 2011

Carseat Thief 

Somone who like young children under 6 and are still in car seats
Carseat thief likes young children in carseats

condiment thief 

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter
Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments
condiment thief by ranktude November 29, 2012

Pupil Thief 

The best movie ever made starring the one and only Nicolas Cage. It is a trademark of Niall Corp. People generally now use this term to something that is totally awesome.
Person 1 "Man did you see that triple back-flip the guy did on the shark!"
Person 2 "I know man that was a total Pupil Thief!"
and
Person 1 "What movie would you say is the best movie ever?"
Person 2 " Pupil Thief of course! Why did you even have to ask that question?"
Pupil Thief by RagingFire2010 August 1, 2013

Sushi Thief 

The person up train of you on the sushi train that steals your chosen plate or plates.

Differs from a sushi hog and sushi ninja by quantity and selectivity.
-- Tina Yothers just sat down and she has already robbed me twice. What a Sushi Thief!
Sushi Thief by xhoochx March 17, 2014

poon thief 

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.
'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"
poon thief by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014