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Therapy Sesh

when someone offers free weed so they feel entitled spending the entire smoke session talking about their psychological and emotional problems
just had the worst therapy sesh with a bitch who wouldn't stop talking about her bpd and daddy issues
by worr1 October 27, 2022
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Magnet therapy

A "magnetic"person who is charming, friendly, vivacious, bright and witty helps get out of your depression,
Friendly therapy for depression
A magnetic person makes you feel better
Priyanka's magnet therapy helped sona feel better
by KnR March 17, 2013
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couples therapy

the thing me and max now have to go to every week.
maxwell: damn i wish i could go to that baby shower but i got couples therapy with kaz
valsrei: damn
by KazTheLesbian December 11, 2022
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Wank Therapy

The debut album from clunge for grunge
What an album by wank therapy
by TheBL__ December 25, 2019
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Therapy

Therapy.

Medical help of remediation of a health problem, It usually comes with a diagnosis.

And I think you need it!
Aww man… I think you.. YES YOU. Need therapy…
by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE January 17, 2022
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therapy

Therapy. Literally human torture that some parents make their children go to when a child misbehaves or even that adults take themselves to for help that just makes you question your entire existence. It is usually very weird and these people get paid to ask what your biggest secrets are, and if you go with your parents, even if they tell you they will not tell them a word you say they will tell them. Never trust a therapist. Those creatures need to be locked up. The name of em says it all! The-Rapist like wtf do not waste your money on those bitches.
Therapist: okay so im just working at therapy for the drama and good money so whats your secrets?
Person: Uhh i pee myself every night because im scared of monsters!
Therapist: ok then uhhh i dont have any advice for you just stop pissing yourself, weirdo
Person: arent you suppost to help me? ugh anyways i also got this girl pregnant
Therapist: dang you little hoe what you want me to do tf?

Person: GIVE ME ADVICE WHAT!?!?!?!?
Therapist: okay im done session over. Anything else before i talk to your parents?
Person: finally but whatever you do and i mean it do not tell my parents i got someone pregnant PLEASE!
Therapist: Of course i wont i "promise"
Parents: okay so what happened?
Therapist: your child is weird asf so first he pisses his bed AND he got a girl pregnant!
Parents: TF THAT KID IS GROUNDED!!!!
by extrafrfr January 10, 2024
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