C Woody

The name of a total alpha male. Someone named C Woody automatically owns everyone that he comes in contact with and is the father of all other humans which are inferior to him. CWoody is superior to all.

CWoody is my father and I do whatever he tells me and so should others. Nobody is as strong as C Woody and owns everyone.

by Javier’s Mother September 23, 2022

woody bullger

Someone who is dumb and always asks dumb questions and needs a budussy check

A yo grant you are being a woody bullger as I speak

by Bdmsmcjsm September 13, 2021

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Cage the woody plant

Slang term for anal sex.

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.

by TheBitch13 December 01, 2010

Woody Soak

When you leave something you cooked or ate with to soak for cleaning, but you forget about it for so long someone ends up cleaning it for you.

"Aw man, Garrett pulled a Woody soak on his spaghetti pot and I had to clean it for him."

by The Lige May 15, 2016

woody fruity

Woody Fruity is the name of an godlike Gragas player

yo is that my boi Woody fruity?

by URBANMANTHATLIKESNOTHING July 04, 2017

captain woody

A man that has some good sex with a nice size penis.

Can't take it anymore captain woody.
Captain woody your sex is the bomb.

by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013