Don't follow the stream 

To not follow trends. To do your own thing. Think of a parade. A parade has people following an object. The thing that is being followed represents the new trend. The parade goes down a street like floating objects down a river or stream.

Hot woman: I love nerdy guys.

Her friend: Wait. I thought you said that nerds were disgusting.

Woman: That was until Doctor Who became popular. All of my friends started liking nerds too.

Friend: Listen. Don't follow the stream.

Don't follow the stream by SHG357 June 21, 2016

Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

Don't Pat The Table by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018

don’t bug the plug 

Have some fucking patience bruh, you’ll know when I know.

Yo my nigga, stop texting dude. You know what they say, “don’t bug the plug.”

don’t bug the plug by pressnseal April 11, 2020

don’t drop the shoe 

Basically means don’t fuck up.

*Pressure filled situation*
“Come on Tara, don’t drop the shoe!!!”
*fails*
“Damn Tara, you dropped the shoe.”

don’t drop the shoe by Elpreblo September 22, 2021

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

We don't talk about the drill 

Don't talk about the drill.

We Don't talk about the drill!

We don't talk about the drill by sussy baka 2022 edition 4k 8k February 8, 2022

You don't have enough memory in the memory card 

A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.

Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?

You don't have enough memory in the memory card by Based Cow June 15, 2022